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Chat with Zappos customer support

Jonathan:  Hello Timmy. How can I help you?

Timmy:  do you know how wide the G-Shock Atomic Solar - AWG101 SKU #7403774 is?

Timmy:  i mean, how big a wrist it would fit?

Timmy:  Timmy has a big fat wrist

Timmy:  Timmy need watch grande

Jonathan:  I'll see what I can find out for Timmy.

Timmy:  awesome. and can we please continue to talk about Timmy in the 3rd person? Timmy likes to boost Timmy's ego by talking about Timmy that way

Jonathan:  Jonathan would be happy to neglect the use of pronouns for the duration of this conversation.

Timmy:  Jonathan and Timmy shall get along just fine

Jonathan:  Will Timmy be able to measure Timmy's wrist?

Timmy:  Timmy's wrist is big, but not Biggie-Smalls big. Timmy doesn't have the required measurement instruments.

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